• Twinkle

    Twinkle, twinkle, little Spencer, How I wonder if you’re denser. Up above the world so high, like a black hole in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little Spencer, How I wonder if you’re denser.

  • An Ode to Telus

    A kick in the crotch, a kick in the crotch: dealing with Telus is like a swift kick in the crotch! (I'm not sure what the tune I'm using is. Jane says "Farmer…