My mum was just telling me that our garage was broken into again last night, which isn’t a good thing, but there was a moment of comedy. This is how it went:
“That bites.” (me)
“Yeah, they took the snow blower.”
“Oh, that old thing?”
“Yeah. Adam barred the door so they can’t bring it back.”
I just laughed. And laughed. That is the funniest thing ever.